The folks over at Scientific American had a little fun and came up with… umm, I mean, “divined” a collection of amusing horoscopes for the August 2008 issue. Here’s mine.
Aries: Your attempt to clone your dog Binky based on the hope that Binky 2 will know where original Binky hid the leather wallet he took off your end table and hid for the last time just before he died of distemper betrays your utter ignorance of both cloning and Binky’s deeply malevolent nature.
Now go read yours.
Via: Scientific American